Computer Systems Analyst with experience in the following areas:
- Enduring government bureaucracy
Making people disappear forever by saying, "Just
send me some requirements"
Managing incredibly complex and large projects while
eating my lunch
Prefacing my views on politics by saying, "I
think we should bring back the Roman Coliseum"
Ducking office shenanigans so I can continue to
provide excellent service to my client
- Deleting E-mail without reading it
- Keeping bathroom visits to a minimum
None of these attributes is the reason why I was hired by my employer,
but I'm sure that one day they will appreciate my additional talents.
A small list of my hobbies:
- Building Projects