Computer Systems Analyst with experience in the following areas:

  • Enduring government bureaucracy
  • Making people disappear forever by saying, "Just send me some requirements"
  • Managing incredibly complex and large projects while eating my lunch
  • Prefacing my views on politics by saying, "I think we should bring back the Roman Coliseum"
  • Ducking office shenanigans so I can continue to provide excellent service to my client
  • Deleting E-mail without reading it
  • Keeping bathroom visits to a minimum
None of these attributes is the reason why I was hired by my employer, but I'm sure that one day they will appreciate my additional talents.


A small list of my hobbies:

  • Sailing
  • Bicycling
  • Music
  • Building Projects