Me

Enduring government bureaucracy
Making people disappear forever by saying, "Just send me some requirements"
Managing incredibly complex and large projects while eating my lunch
Prefacing my views on politics by saying, "I think we should bring back the Roman Coliseum"
Ducking office shenanigans so I can continue to provide excellent service to my client
Deleting E-mail without reading it
Keeping bathroom visits to a minimum

None of these attributes is the reason why I was hired by my employer, but I'm sure that one day they will appreciate my additional talents.